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The Royal Scoop – The Oldest Guest

The Jelly That Wouldn’t Wobble

Reported by the Royal Jelly Journalist


Account of the Oldest Guest

“Well I remember it like it was yesterday…I think.  Back in the old day when I was a nipper I used to help in the Royal kitchens.  We used to make jelly by the ton but i’ll tell you what – it never talked back.

It’s the youngsters of today.  Have no respect.  Even the jelly is refusing to do the one thing jelly is supposed to do.  It is all this rebelling against the norm.

So I did what all rule abiding OAPs would do – I prodded it with my walking stick.

It didn’t work.  Wouldn’t have happened it my day – jelly’s had more respect!”


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