[Translated into English from Beastish by Kim]
In 2012,Â Â I (the FearsomeÂ Beastie) must…Â
1)Â Stop eating children – adults have much more meat and less troublesome (except grannies).Â Eat more children.
2) Avoid Grannies.
3) Avoid stew pots.
4) Be more Fearsome (must be getting soft to let one kid escape).
5) Eat less veg.
6) Get more exercise