Yo dudes, I’m all by myself today. Marv’s gone he’s hiding from some pink haired poodle – I don’t know why she’s obsessed with him, I’m the good looking one! I should think he could easily out run her…but these long, painted nailed pooches can’t half shift when they see a celebrity. You should see some of the shrines to us in these girls rooms, there’s Dogs of Rock Calendars on the wall, the Dogs of Rock book on the shelf, then posters all over the place. It’s crazzzzzzyy.
I keep getting texts from Marv asking me to come and help him, but I am sure he’ll be fine. He loves it really.
Living the dream, eh?
Rick