I’m off to Granny’s again. You are probably wondering why I always go to my granny’s? Well my parents are secret agents and they get called away on missions over the weekend (baddie work on the weekend). Of course I am not supposed to tell you that. I am supposed to tell you the cover story that they are both boring old police officers who sometimes have to work night shifts.
They don’t really believe in magic, I don’t know how, as dad had to live with Granny for the first part of his life. He must have spent the whole time with his eyes closed. Secretly I think he’s scared of magic, maybe Granny scared him with her pixie potions?
Who knows? Perhaps I’ll ask him (once he’s back from his secret mission!).
– Tom (from the Four Little Pigs)