I had a lovely time at the Royal Wedding at Westminster Abbey last Friday, what a lot of fancy hats with feathers! I hitched a ride back to the Palace in a handy horse-drawn carriage that was waiting outside. I had to move along the seat when a bloke in red and a lady in a lacy white dress got in.
Back at the palace I swapped fashion tips with Sir Elton John over a cucumber sandwich and a cup of camomile. I stayed out of the way of the queen tho, as I didn’t want to end up in the tower… AGAIN!