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Cracking Christmas!

Fred

Season’s Greetings everyone!

My tree is decorated with coloured lights and I’ve been baking lots of tasty mince pies for my friends!

Mr Snap, the town cracker maker, asked me to help him write some festive jokes for his crackers.

As we all know, crackers contain hats so I was more than happy to oblige.

I put my thinking cap on and came up with this little beauty: One snowman says to the other snowman: “Can you smell carrots?”

The trouble is, there’s only a week til Christmas and I need to think of lots more!

Perhaps you could help?  (fred@maverickbooks.co.uk)

Stay cool this yule,

Fred