G’day mates. Detective Jack here reporting from the Lost Camel Hotel in the Aussie Outback.
What a night we had last night! I finally had a chance to put my legendary appetite to the test in the 76th Outback Pie Eating Competition. I was up against some pretty stiff competition – kangaroos, camels, dingoes and my good friend William K. Wombat. You should have seen me throwing down the pies. I barely chewed at all. There were prawn pies, eucalyptus pies and witchity grub pies. Needless to say, yours truly was the winner. 184 pies! A new Outback record.
Well we are going to have a day off the bikes today. My belly needs a well deserved rest.
ctives