The other side of the house continued…

Well last weekend I journeyed into the other side of the house armed with nothing but a torch….I heard a crash coming from one of the rooms.   I went to investigate only to find a strange little twiggy creature carrying a huge vase.  I shone the torch at him.
“Watch it!” he shouted at me in a high pitched voice. “You almost made me drop it.”
“What are you doing?” I replied.
“What does is look like i’m doing?  I’m moving things around…”
“Why?” I said.
“…Well…Because that’s what imps do.  We cause mischief.”  I shook my head and replied,
“But no one lives in this side.”
“Nothing human does…but I love annoying the hell out of those arrogant portraits!  They’ve got shifty eyes!”

Portraits with shift eyes?  There’s never a dull moment in Granny’s house!

Tom (from the Four Little Pigs)